(who laughed at my title? I did!)
I got home today and what was waiting for me? My June BIRCH BOX! For $10, Birchbox sends you samples of FANCY makeup (and fancy is my middle name).
Yay! I didn’t bother blogging about my May one because, frankly it was, blegh. All I got was yellow eyeshadow and a perfume sample; I am assuming that something got left out during picking and shipping. As disappointed as I was, I thought I would give it another shot… and I am glad I stuck around (unlike that bad boyfriend that kissed a little to well but was actually the biggest juice box [juicebox = 2011 douche], amiright ladies??!?!)
Okay, without further ado… what I have in my box! (oh, god…it’s taking all my energy to laugh like a 7th grade boy at that last sentence):
I received, in little sample sizes:
Kate Spade Twirl Perfume (tagline for the perfume: she had a cocktail in hand and confetti in her hair. I realize that Kate Spade was trying to conjure up a magical pixie girl with little bits of confetti laying perfectly in her hair from New Years Eve. I wish I could be THAT girl. In reality, if that was me… I would have drunk eyes, smeared mascara, and confetti actually IN my drink [not my hair. My hair would be sweaty from all the dancing]. But I see where Kate was going…)
The Stripper To Go (I know, I know. I thought the same thing. A stripper? To go? Isn’t that like an escort? What does that have to do with makeup? I feel uncomfortable carrying that around. Considering this month’s theme is “Travel”, how do I explain that to security when I fly? “Don’t worry, it’s just my pocket stripper…. no, she doesn’t have ID… does YOUR pocket stripper have ID?” Actually, it’s a nail polish remover… so no worries about how your pocket stripper and the TSA will interact).
So! for $10 bucks, I say I did well!